this guy has an opinion..valid reasoning,
Russell Incatasciato
4.0 out of 5 stars but I do know that in the morning I felt refreshed and it had nothing to do with the daily pre-awakening boar oil and dodo feather massage that I get from the twenty (legally staffed of course) Nordic models I picked up on my last trip to Ibiza (If you don’t have a staff of non-English speaking Nordic models- I highly recommend it). I suppose it was the pillows
[COLOR=#555555 !important]Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2018
I purchased two of these pillows for my yacht’s second state room. When my mistress locked me out of the master stateroom two nights into our Atlantic crossing to Ibiza, I drank all her scotch, tossed the helicopter keys into the ocean, and passed out in the second (and annoyingly smaller) stateroom. Yes, there are seven more- but this one has the rotating water bed and a 24k commode/bidet combo in the bath. Which I do prefer over the platinum one I had installed in the master (I’ll be sure to switch them in port), but I digress... I don’t remember much about falling asleep, but I do know that in the morning I felt refreshed and it had nothing to do with the daily pre-awakening boar oil and dodo feather massage that I get from the twenty (legally staffed of course) Nordic models I picked up on my last trip to Ibiza (If you don’t have a staff of non-English speaking Nordic models- I highly recommend it). I suppose it was the pillows, or perhaps the rotation of the water bed (if you’ve never slept on a rotating water bed on the ocean- you’ve never slept), but I didn’t have a hangover from her 40 year scotch (I prefer a 60 year that’s been decanted in Italian deer leather). Probably would make a reasonable gift for a secretary or groundskeeper. I’m only giving it 4 stars because it came in a very pedestrian looking cardboard box instead of crated in mahogany as I’ve instructed Amazon to do with all my orders. I would have given it three because it doesn’t come in black silk, but I’m feeling generous.
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Russell Incatasciato4.0 out of 5 stars but I do know that in the morning I felt refreshed and it had nothing to do with the daily pre-awakening boar oil and dodo feather massage that I get from the twenty (legally staffed of course) Nordic models I picked up on my last trip to Ibiza (If you don’t have a staff of non-English speaking Nordic models- I highly recommend it). I suppose it was the pillows
[COLOR=#555555 !important]Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2018
I purchased two of these pillows for my yacht’s second state room. When my mistress locked me out of the master stateroom two nights into our Atlantic crossing to Ibiza, I drank all her scotch, tossed the helicopter keys into the ocean, and passed out in the second (and annoyingly smaller) stateroom. Yes, there are seven more- but this one has the rotating water bed and a 24k commode/bidet combo in the bath. Which I do prefer over the platinum one I had installed in the master (I’ll be sure to switch them in port), but I digress... I don’t remember much about falling asleep, but I do know that in the morning I felt refreshed and it had nothing to do with the daily pre-awakening boar oil and dodo feather massage that I get from the twenty (legally staffed of course) Nordic models I picked up on my last trip to Ibiza (If you don’t have a staff of non-English speaking Nordic models- I highly recommend it). I suppose it was the pillows, or perhaps the rotation of the water bed (if you’ve never slept on a rotating water bed on the ocean- you’ve never slept), but I didn’t have a hangover from her 40 year scotch (I prefer a 60 year that’s been decanted in Italian deer leather). Probably would make a reasonable gift for a secretary or groundskeeper. I’m only giving it 4 stars because it came in a very pedestrian looking cardboard box instead of crated in mahogany as I’ve instructed Amazon to do with all my orders. I would have given it three because it doesn’t come in black silk, but I’m feeling generous.
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That has to be a satire listing. Even the reviews are just people having fun.
edit: or maybe i am wrong. https://www.wayfair.com/bed-bath/pd...m-down-bed-pillow-smdn1071.html?piid=39784570
When i make 10k in a day in sports i am a touch happy about it, i suppose for some, that is simply winning a pillow. Unbelievable.
edit: or maybe i am wrong. https://www.wayfair.com/bed-bath/pd...m-down-bed-pillow-smdn1071.html?piid=39784570
When i make 10k in a day in sports i am a touch happy about it, i suppose for some, that is simply winning a pillow. Unbelievable.
